Thursday, June 4, 2009

WOW............. HOW FUCKING HORRIBLE ARE YOU BLIZZARD


Sorry, but FUCKING CHRIST.

Can you possibly have a worse model for cat form. Not every night elf druid is a female IRL.

Night elf cats might as well be fucking barbie dolls.


Great so horde cats look evil, and alliance get stuck with fluffy pink kittys from hello kitty island adventure. next can we plz get a bear form that turns into ivan the circus bear?



so they took in the teeth a little and changed the colors of em pretty much and everyone thinks this is great concept art? lmao aint no wonder u guys are stuck in this game youre so easily pleased.


Dont understand what everyone is so excited about with NE cats...3 of them look virtually the same and 2 of them look gender confused.

Highly disappointed, taurens look so much cooler.


meh i could do without the bracelets and necklace.



They look a bit to feminine to me.

Tauren definately appear to have more work done to them. Tauren look fierce and awesome while with the Night-Elf cat forms look like they would faint if they had a splinter under a nail




In my post before i was going to mention this...

They might as well put braids in their hair, a ribbon on their tail and give em make-up.


I personally like the new tauren cat forms better, they look more lion-ish now.

The new night elf ones are [i]cute[/i] as currently presented...I like them, but they look a bit My Little Pony-ish to me, and I suspect some people may not be thrilled with "cute." But at least the colors are changeable via the barber shop so no one is locked into pink & purple pastels.



/Agree 100%, Make them look more badass plz!!! How im i suppose to murder my target looking like i came from Hello Kitty Island Adventure


IMO, NE bear form is good, though what's with the fruity necklace? An acorn?

NE cat form I don't care for, IMO looks cheap compared to the Tauren one, plus I was looking to pick the black cat, and the black one has pink eyes amd a glowey pink necklace? WTF Blizz? I think the Black cat should match the black bear with silver eyes and silver accents (necklace).

Glowey pink necklace... are you kidding me Blizz?!


wow, they REALLY need to make new models separating male/female. Just glad my druid toon is a chick, so I won't get the pain of castration whenever I go cat.


They're so... girly. The far left and right ones are the only ones that don't look as much like a girl's accessory pet. Would it be possible at all to spread around the coloration between the tuaren and ne models? The cows get all the earthy tones and ne's are stuck with a crapton of pastels.


Uhhh...am i missing something here, 5 out of the 6 NE cats are grayish, blackish, purplish or some combination thereof. Not a lot of variation there. Looks like they came off Tween Island with the pink and collars. Guess a lot of people are easily impressed with mediocrity.



I was skeptical, and I have some issues with the other new forms, but I'm actually pretty happy with these. Well done.

I'd prefer they didn't have the bracelets, necklace, and face markings. But they're at least somewhat minimalist, so I'm happy.

(Now if we can just fix the elf bears being bald with sideburns...)



Just give me a "Don't change to the new models" switch and I'll be happy.





It's probably because no matter how you project yourself it's hard to not look feminine in pastels.


Maybe its the bracelets and big dangly necklace. And the appearance of eyeliner from how the eyes glow.


I still fail to understand why you refuse to let us select our colors independently of hair choice when it would enable so many more people to be satisfied with the new forms. Especially when multiple forms may be suited to one hair color/fur color (spotted cow -> black cat or white cat, 4 different purple cats for a purple haired/skinned elf, etc).


Blue responds to the one post out of a hundred praising the new art; ducks the other 99 hating it.


"Since when did male Belfs take over our druid cat form?"

11 comments:

  1. Oh cmon, they dont look that bad. Kinda makes me want to go back to play again. They dont look like taurens ones that look like they are pissed really bad, but good enough. The white one i gotta say looks really good <.<

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  2. They look like pally cats.

    Glad I am a Tauren.

    btw - we have had new forms all along - just get poisoned, poof ur green. berserk and poof ur Red. about the same amount of effort.

    But seriously, I find them all pathetic. Obviously I wish they looked better, how hard would it have been to have a plain looking image/choice to start and then as your average ilvl score improved, you got new looks - a scare, a tat, bigger claws and fangs, etc.... not a whole lot of work for a company that pulls in as much money as they do, if the excuse is it takes to long, bla bla bla bullshit, then hire more peeps.

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  3. saving all my favorite quotes from what is soon to be a legendary thread and before blizzard moderates them

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  4. Yeah, do yourself a favor and get a disgusting oozeling. Then you'll be a weird swamp cat, but at least you won't be My Little Kitty.

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  5. /laugh

    This totally made my day. I feel so sorry for you. TAURENS RULE TAURENS RULE!

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  6. I was all super excited about the new forms until I saw the NE cat ones. They look like they walked out of a Hello Kitty store and got hit by a Care Bear Stare on their way to My Little Pony land. Seriously. They could just change the colors on one or two of them to have less pink and they'd be great...

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  7. "They look like they walked out of a Hello Kitty store and got hit by a Care Bear Stare on their way to My Little Pony land."

    Nominated for comment of the year as far as I am concerned!

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  8. HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!

    AN IRL FEMALE SAYING THE NEW FORMS ARE NOT THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE THINGS SHE HAS EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!

    STOP THE PRESSES

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  9. sorry meant to leave a comment here: this is one of the ugliest and most violet blog posts I've ever read. retch & retch again. Jesus man. Grow up and stop dropping f bombs like a sexually frustrated little teen.

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  10. Maybe if you could spell "violent" instead of the color "purple"

    "retch & retch again."

    Is that even English?

    I made this blog for 2 reasons

    1) to post some helpful tips every week

    2) rant about everything blizzard screws up with because my other platform for doing this was an inappropriate place to do so.

    I not only do not see how many people actually read my blog, but I also do not care. I write for myself and if other people enjoy it fine, if not then I could care less if you read it or not.

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  11. I would feel bad if it wasn't for the fact that for the last 4+ years, tauren feral druids have been screwed with easily the worst model in the game.

    So forgive me at cackling at NE's who are now stuck with the crappy feral kitty form for once ;)

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